SUSPECT NUMBER ONE: AMBER HEARD
PROBABILITY: 4/10
This bitch was so drunk at the Golden Globes she gave us the new Adele Dazeem by calling Darren Criss Daniel. While we applaud this bisexual butterfly for taking Ryan Murphy's pet down a peg during his big moment, we never saw her and Gaga interact. Yeah, we don't see everything but if you think my eagle eyes were not checking for Gaga every time the camera panned to the audience, you are sorely mistaken. IF it is true, at least it would be a giant step up from that bridge troll Johnny Depp, though.
SUSPECT NUMBER THREE: SARAH PAULSON
PROBABILITY: 6/10
It is a known fact that Sarah Paulson is one of those women who doesn't know the concept of personal space and gets touchy feely with just about every woman in Hollywood. Sure, it could be nothing but unlike Amber Heard, we did actually get more than one Sarah and Gaga sighting. All of which, they were touching? And she is older, which apparently seems to Gaga's thing (AND OP IS CRUSHED & TRYING TO AGE IN FAST FORWARD). Are they just good friends? Can Sarah not keep her hands to herself? Or are they lesbianing? You be the judge.
SUSPECT NUMBER FOUR: BRADLEY COOPER
PROBABILITY: 10/10
THEY FUCKIN. You know it, I know it, Bradley's wife knows it, all 100 people in the room know it. It's just fact at this point.
